When we wear our sauce, it’s usually by accident. Like if a drop lands on our pants or a squirt falls on our shirt. This Umami T-Shirt does it on purpose, and makes it look arguably better than a sauce stain. Our bottle is on the back. Octo is on the front. And there you are looking like an umami model and feeling every bit as saucy. Friend, you make Bachan’s look good.